Man in the Mirror
You had to know that the dumper meant business when they used such a lovely shade of lipstick to get the job done. Not to mention, there’s a full stop followed by the ‘sorry’ just to put the nail in the coffin.
Trying Too Hard
The saying that opposites attract doesn’t apply here, and if you don’t laugh together, you probably won’t stay together. At least that’s the case for this couple. Poor Keenan, there’s no beating around the bush for you here, and it’s time to find someone who can appreciate your sense of humor.