These Funny Breakup Texts May Have Gone Too Far

Break-ups have been around for quite some time. The formula for splitting apart from someone is extremely basic and hugely overused. The whole ‘it’s me, it isn’t you’ monologue can be useful for significant others who want to be diplomatic, but what about those who want to share a final message of exactly how they feel? This post is filled with those people. You’re in the right place, whether you’re looking for inspiration for your next break up or just here for some entertainment. You can sit back, relax, and be grateful that you weren’t on the receiving end of some of these break-up texts.

Writing It Across the Sky

This scorned woman wanted to let her cheating husband (and the surrounding neighborhood) know exactly how she felt, what a better way to do it than announce it with a billboard, especially when the expense is put on your shared bank account.

Better Let Your Tears Flow Then

You’ve got to hate those out-of-the-blue break-ups, but this has to be one of the most confusing emotional rollercoasters ever to go on. One minute everything is fine, and the next, you’re being told to start crying because it’s over. Let’s hope she had some tissues on standby.

Not What You’d Expect On Valentine’s Day

If you’re going to leave your significant other for someone else, it’s probably best not to announce it to the world. At least your clothes are at your mom’s, Dan!

A Delivery You Won’t Forget

Imagine how awkward that pizza delivery guy was. At least it wasn’t a public announcement, plus you got a free meal out of it. Nothing beats a good slice of pizza to mend your broken heart.

Happy One Month Anniversary

What a happy month they shared. Oh, to be young and in love. Unfortunately, it had to end this way, Krystal, but maybe DeLandren didn’t have enough pocket money to get you a present.

No Wife, No Kids, No Money

Once his wife found out about where he was spending his spare time, she made sure to hit him where it hurt. Not only did she empty his bank account, but she took the kids as well. He’s broke, but he’s still got the company of his mistress, for now.

Man in the Mirror

You had to know that the dumper meant business when they used such a lovely shade of lipstick to get the job done. Not to mention, there’s a full stop followed by the ‘sorry’ just to put the nail in the coffin.

Trying Too Hard

The saying that opposites attract doesn’t apply here, and if you don’t laugh together, you probably won’t stay together. At least that’s the case for this couple. Poor Keenan, there’s no beating around the bush for you here, and it’s time to find someone who can appreciate your sense of humor.

Drastic Times Call For Drastic Measures

Have you ever been stuck with a significant other who couldn’t accept that you wanted to break up? Well, this situation resulted in a personal statement being released to help send the right message. Do you think it worked?

You Can’t Share Your Wish

Ever since making a wish as a child, you’ve always been reminded not to reveal what you wished for because then it won’t come true. This information slipped the significant other’s mind, but the consequences are evident as her marriage wish quickly comes crashing down.

Are They Even Reading the Same Book?

One wants to start a new chapter, and the other wants to end the book. Someone needs to ask if they are even reading the same novel, let alone the same page. A break-up text is bad enough as is, but this one came entirely out the blue.

Happy Hunting

If you’re going to cheat, at least be smart about it and remove any traces of your unfaithful escapades. This poor guy hasn’t learned to cover his tracks, but hopefully having a hunt for all of his prized possessions has taught him a valuable lesson.

Don’t Forget To Use Spell Check

Getting news about your girlfriend being pregnant can be scary and overwhelming. If you’re going to impersonate your service provider, at least glance over your writing to make sure it’s free from any errors. It’s a bright idea but a failed execution.

Thinking Ahead

Greg was involved with a girl online and let his mind wander about making a life together. Unfortunately, he didn’t like what he saw. As a result, he made the decision to divorce her and keep the house in Hawaii. The only problem – they were never married. Talk about jumping the gun.

Catching On A Little Late

The husband caught on a little late when he decided to send a break-up text to the wrong person. Who did he send it to? His wife of all people and you can imagine her confusion when he stated that it was to the wrong person. If only we could have been privileged to see what transpired after she finally realized what he had just admitted.

The Magic of AutoCorrect

You can always count on AutoCorrect to come through and add some humor while commencing a break-up. Sadly the humor provided by Autocorrect wasn’t enough to have the break up retracted.

Facebook Official

In this day and age, you’re not officially dating unless it’s announced on social media. The same can be said for breaking up. Imagine opening your news feed to find that you’re newly single.

A Final Kiss Goodbye

You’ve got to love the bluntness displayed in this farewell note. Although it’s quick, at least you aren’t left wondering. We just hope this poor guy didn’t call her, for his own sake.

You Get What You Ask For

Sometimes brutal honesty does the trick in a way that being polite doesn’t. What does ‘needing space’ even mean? Now you’re still in the relationship you’re trying to end and have a camera roll filled with outer space images.

For The Love of Starbucks

Things came to an end. That was pretty clear when the girl confessed to Joey that she never loved him. Let this be a warning to never pay for your significant other’s Starbucks if you want to state later you don’t love them.

A Custody Battle for the Dog

Your life begins to combine with your significant others while in a long-term relationship that makes it difficult to separate. That wasn’t the case for Mark, who seemingly ended his relationship and took ownership of the dog.

No Words

This break-up method involves no words, and we’re sure it left you speechless. When the emoji was first designed, we doubt the inventors thought it would be used for such things, but it is convenient.

The Power of Music

A lot can be said in a song, but what about a playlist? This man had a brilliant way of disclosing there was another person and that he still wants to remain friends with his other half. Points for creativity?

Poetry Is Supposed To Be Romantic

Gone are the days that you sit down and write an inspiring poem about love for your significant other. This hopeless romantic decided to break-up through a poem and even had the other half participate in delivering the message.

Want To See A Magic Trick?

Poetry and relationships are just a recipe for disaster. What could have been a potentially cute moment, turned into something very off-putting and called for the girlfriend to share a magic trick that left her boyfriend newly-single.

Permission Denied

It seems that in this relationship, you need to have the approval of the significant other to break up with them. It looks like they’re sticking together because the break up was denied.

It’s Not Working Out

It sounds like they have been waiting for the longest time to use this line, and now was finally the opportunity. At least there was some humor to soften the blow, but it was entirely unexpected for poor Sara.

Straight to the Point

Life is too short to be beating around the bush. The easiest thing to do is say exactly what you’re feeling and hope for the best. That’s precisely what happened here, but was the exclamation mark necessary?

Was She Worth It?

Ending a relationship in a calm manner is never the answer when you’ve been cheated on. You’ve got to hit them where it hurts, and you might as well display to the world the cheat they really are.

Third-Wheeling With Coffee

You should know there’s a problem in your relationship when you can name more things you like about coffee than your other half. It’s time to call it quits, but we hope you and your coffee are very happy together.

Reading In-Between the Keys

There are some significant points for creativity here. We just wonder what they did that caused such a calculated display of hatred.

Time to Clean Out

You don’t want your spouse’s personal belongings around your space, especially when they’ve cheated on you. There is no better way to get rid of all her stuff than with garage sale. Plus, you can announce what your wife has been doing in her free time to the neighborhood.

Does Break Up Cake Taste Better?

Depending on your position in the break-up, you’re either going to celebrate or eat your feelings away. This is an excellent way to provide for both occasions!

Transforming into a Newly-Single

Transformation Tuesday wasn’t designed to break up with someone, but what we’ve learned from this article is that people can find any opportunity to break up with someone if they absolutely want to.

Only On Transfer Day

Poor Adam was left alone after his girlfriend found someone new. We guess he can be glad that it took her a while to realize, but all good things must come to an end.

The Bus Awaits You

Unfortunate timing that Jeff only decided to break up with Mary after she sold her car. Maybe it was too much commitment for Jeff to share a car, but she has plenty of time to think about it while she commutes.

Welcome To Dumpsville

There’s a vast amount of ways to break up with someone, but none of them can be as uncalled for an insensitive as this one. We can only hope that karma finds its way to this guy.

Twice As Unlucky

The problem with dating two people at once is always the threat of being caught. Getting caught by one significant other can burn, but getting caught by two gets you roasted. This is a good example of that.

It Must Have Been Love

Much like the song by Roxette, this image sends the clear message that it’s over now. The cherry on top to solidify this break up was ripping the page in half, quite like what she did to her other half’s heart.

Knock Knock

There’s nothing like a good knock-knock joke to create humor and soften the blow of breaking up with someone. However, it starts to get a little awkward when they think you’re only joking. We guess that’s the risk of using jokes as a method to break up with someone.